Pickup lines

They’ll be eating out of your hand, or biting your hand off … one way or the other!

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past again?
I'm like AMEX baby, Don't leave for home without me!
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew!
Were your parents aliens? because there is nothing else like you on earth!
Sex is evil, evil is sin, Sin is forgiven so let's begin!
Oh I'm Sorry, I thought it was a Braille name tag!
This bar is a meat-market, and I see I've met today's choice cut!
Kissing is the language of love! Wanna little conversation starter?
Did you do much damage?....... When you escaped from heaven!
Isn't your name Alice? .... I thought I was in wonderland
Do you know the distance between conversation and sex? ... Come upstairs and chat! 

Try these at your own risk!
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