Woof! He is shoeing, looks like a walkies in the bagga-bagga!

Hey! Hurry up! Dont you see tail full wagga-wagga,

Brown eyes gooey-gooey, whole body shaky-shaky?

With loud whines cooey-cooey, I say, dont be a lagga-lagga.

Lets go walkie-walkie, so what if its rainy-rainy.

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Mmmbop insults Bertie

Of all kennels that did ever host

The most abominable

Of all dogs you are the most

Pathetic and pitiable.

Thirty dollars they paid for me,

Certified well bred.

They got you for absolutely free

Mutt better dead.

Nay, I lie, they did have to pay

For an operation

To improve the world, in the best way

By a separation.

That is my backyard. That is my kennel.

Let them open this door just once

And Ill know what to do

With a conceited piece of rabbit fur

That sniffs and primps under protection.

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Another Insult

Must you ever infringe upon my sight -

Useless Worthless Mutt?

Nothing I could do would set you right -

Every hope is shut.

Even though I may kick night and day

Your miserable butt.

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