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Mike Tyson Jokes
I -ear the next tyson fight is going to be on pay-per-chew!! It'll probably bite!!
What is Mike Tyson's favourite beer? -- Michelobe!
Did you hear about the Mike Tyson computer? -- Has one byte and no memory!
Did you hear the next match with Tyson will be called the Championship BITE?
What do you get from Mike Tyson's Mouth? -- Enough Wax to make a candle!
Why could Mike Tyson beat all his past contenders? -- Because after he bit their ears off they couldn't hear him comming!
Mike Tyson' macho talk is an earful. Tyson sometimes bites off more than he can chew!
Evander "The Real Meal" Holyfield
What channel is Mike Tyson's next boxing match going to be on? -- Pay Per Chew!
What does Tyson call a lightweight boxer? -- a LEAN CUSINE! Mike Tyson has a new religion, its called CHEWISM!
Did you here that Mike Tyson is going to fight a Russian? -- His name is Ivan HACKENEAROFF!
What was Mike Tyson's excuse for biting Hollyfield? -- It was ear resistable.
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? -- Metallica leaves your ears ringing and Tyson leaves your ears in a ring!
What is Mike Tyson's favorite move? -- Jaws
Who is Mike Tyson's favorite singer? -- Lisa Lobe
"Mike Tyson Excuses" As presented on the 06/30/97 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"
8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith
5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"
4. Ears is tasty
3. "It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me"
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring"
1. He ran out of gum