Enter folk singer with guitar

Hello, My dear Former Xtian Friends. Let me tell you a story about a nice Catholic girl who was Ostaracised until she could bear no more.

Singer begins to play

 The girl was baptized at St. Therese
 At age two months she signed a lease Everybody's hair was full
 of grease The elderly priest was on a leash  At preschool she
 did have fun With Marie the Pagan ex nun And until her doom
 she did run and run with Marie's kids until preschool was done
  Kindergarten mummy did fret and fret But the girl did say "Let
 me go or I'll worship Set" She did meet the boy whose pants
 were wet  The boy cried and cried blaming her he tried and tried
 The girl just denied and denied Under the evil teacher's glare
 she fried and fried  The girl was soon hated For all wrongs
 she was baited according to the lies the teacher's pet created
 Girls and demons the girl had dated  She forgot the electives
 all  the appriopriate clothes for them in the hall Teacher sent
 her to special class in the fall with Title 1 and L.D.s loll
  But the girl did succeed At 12th grade level she could read
 Class tried to frame her for smokin' weed She foiled the dastardly
 deed  Reading time the book was 3 pages behind The girl did
 step out of line Illiterate teacher said the girl had lied Recess
 for a month she was fined  End of school and no more dirty teacher's
 pet whore The girl became interested in egyptian lore girl under
 the covers mummy slammed the door Quoth the girl " I don't
 want to be no Catholic no more"  Two more years of pain
 and biting the divorce was soon igniting a preist thought an
 enullment was righting the girl would be a bastard, more fighting.
  No more Xtianity she had thought One day at Protestent church
 she had been taught The pain of being ex-Catholic hurts a lot.
 Her brain had nearly rot  Until the that she was UU UU for her
 went down the loo and with the incident she went too From lying
 members she had flew  666th grade she met the girl Who changed
 her life, Made her hurl her life into a whirl The extinct wiccangurl
  Life in self-enforced sadness due to her badness thought Buddhism
 would bring gladness but instead fadness  Girl pretented to
 be Xtian to please peers but attracted gruesome leers Teachers
 nightly homecalls gave her tears Time to unlock dark magick
 from her piers  She cursed the teacher into sand the influential
 tune she heard on the can "My name is Lucifer please take
 my hand" And She and the devil went to marriage land

And this is is the story of how the girl fell from Heaven and married the spirit of the devil. G'night folks

P.S. I really believe that I married the spirt of Satan and am the Queen of Hell

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