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Things That Piss Me Off Pt. 1 - 23/2/04

The Angry Old Man- Always there, JUST to fight you, they scream cuss words at you; they ask for the manager and insist he fires you. They bitch about how you make more money then he does. Uses his wife to back him up………piece of shit!

Angsty Teen- Avoids conversation, wears singlet (even though he’s skinnier than Gandhi), Unopened cigarette packet in his hand.

Pregnant Woman- Argues that its too hot in the work place, blames you for the weather, always ends up saying she’ll never shop here again.

Asian Man- Never talks, just points.

Foreign Man Who Speaks Very Softly- Do you know where the Eskies are located in this store?  Pardon? Do you know where the Eskies are located in this store? 

Customers are dickheads!

If elected store manager, Mr. T would throw customers to Egypt!

Ok I admit that there is the occasional nice customer, but customers are inconsiderate bastards! They may be nice people if you get to know them, but when they purchase some type of item, they are the biggest jerks ever!

You can’t be jerks back to them or you’ll get fired, so you have to be “assertive”, but they still act like dickheads. Out of all the ones I have mentioned above, the one that annoy me the most is the Asian customer they just point and make weird honking noises. I say we should create a store! Pablo can be the manager (I'd prefer Mr. T - Pablo!), and all we do is just yell at customers, give them shit, and throw yams are their heads, that’ll teach them to be pricks to hard working slaves like us!

Part 2: soon! 

- Tweak

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