ReTroGrrl's AstroLab
Lost in Space?

This is a general overview to help you get your head around the concept of producing a web page. Don't expect this page to do more than that, but read it before getting stuck into the juicy, luscious lessons in the Cadet Lounge.  

Retro City began it's journey into deep space 1 or 2 days after ReTroGrrl read a book from the library (who said the medium of print is dead?). ReTroGrrl knew nothing about HTML and the mysteries beyond prior to this, (which means, if she can do it anyone can do it). So - how do YOU create your own homepage? Easy. But first, you're gonna need a few things ....

There you go - take it away... but 'Wait!', we hear you say, 'That's all very well, but where do we get these things and how do we go about putting it all together?' Okay, okay - so ReTroGrrl won't leave you on the HTML highway just yet, but remember she's still learning all this too. Treat this as a basic guide only - head on over to the Space Cadet Lounge for more, and go get your own book!

holy.html.batman

HTML is, in simple terms, a text editing language using tags - between these two symbols < >. For instance, if you want to create bold text, then you first need to start with the 'turn bold on' command <b> and end with the 'turn bold off' command </b> - See? However, you just can't use any old word processing program - unless you have the latest and greatest which will allow files to be saved in HTML format.

It isn't difficult, it's more a question of commonsense - what you turn on you need to turn off.

Oh, and by the way, you can always view other people's HTML to see just how they did something on their page - Right click on a webpage and select 'view source'. Do it now on this page (excuse the messy code, won't you? - ReTroGrrl doesn't like housework!) For a more specific HTML lesson mosey on in to the Space Cadet Lounge next door

Project Cool Project Cool: RG used their book to get started!

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Okay - so now you know what it is, do you really have to learn all that stuff? Well, not really if you don't want to - what you can do instead is pick up some software that will do most of the job for you - Hey, why not make life easier for yourself - even if it does cost money!. Try Macromedia Dreamweaver or Sausage Software HotDog. ReTroGrrl will always think it's worthwhile learning HTML, as you'll find out if you take the thrilling Cadet lessons. She created this page created 'by hand' - and it's free this way!

Sausage Software Sausage Software

Macromedia Macromedia

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If you ARE going to venture into the wilds of HTML - Good on you! But where are you going to practice? Simply use a plain text-editing program such as Notepad - in your accessories folder, or Simple Text for those from Planet MAC. Save your file as index.html, perhaps in a folder called 'HTML'. Fire up your browser, without connecting to the internet and point it to this file. If you have done well - it should load up. If not, check your code and path.

If you make any changes to the index.html file you will need to save the file and 'refresh' your browser window - click refresh or reload!

fancy.free.&.ftp

Okay - you are on your way. Now what? Gotta get somewhere to put the page online. If you are with a nice provider you will have access to around 1-5MB of space in which to store your homepage on their server - or may be you will have to go looking for a free homepage elsewhere (try geocities). How does your page jump from your computer to the server? Well, you mix this magic potion, turn around 3 times and wave a ..... No, No - it's easier than that.

FTP - File Transfer Protocol - is not a dirty word. You need this to move your files quickly between the server and your own computer - so that you can keep updating your page as you find new ways to improve it.

There are many of these little programs available for download, whether for free or for trial purposes. One of the best is CuteFTP - its very easy to use, whilst some others are little horrors. Go try it out for 30 days free. Your provider can let you know what information needs to be entered into these programs in order for it to connect and look in the right spot for your page ... (Your provider should have information to help you set up)

CuteFTP - get it at TuCows TuCows

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Righto! You are up and running but, let's face it, your page is BORING! What to do about it? Hey - you need pictures, backgrounds and maybe some animations to make it snazzy and interesting. If you are using software to create your page, follow the instructions. If you are using HTML you will need to learn the code for placing your purty pictures etc.

Web folk are a pretty generous and sharing kinda people and many offer free graphics for all us non-graphically minded souls to use - basically it's a case of finding something you like and copying it. Yep - that's the Way of the Old Web. Of course - some things may be copyrighted, but as long as you give credit where it's due and don't pinch stuff, the web's your oyster!. The following are some places where you can grab useful things - just be careful to read the legal stuff and Bob's your Uncle. (Well, he's ReTroGrrl's father-in-law actually).

If you have access to a color scanner you can get really carried away and have pics of the entire family beaming out across the web - take a good look in the mirror first though ... that may not be such a good idea!

Animations 2Cool Animations

icon The Icon Bazaar

Once you find that little gem of an icon that you just HAVE to have - then what?. Simply right-click it and save it. Create a folder or 2 (in the same place as your index.html file) to put them in so they stay tidy and bookmark these useful sites. Pop anything else you will be using in here too - backgrounds, pictures, special fonts and sounds.

whats.it.all.about.alfie?

Okay - last, but certainly not least, have some idea in mind of what your page is going to focus on. Try to have some common thread running through your ideas and try to make it pretty - Maybe you have an outrageous hobby you are just dying to share with the rest of the world (knitting footy jumpers for hamsters?), maybe you are a member of a terrifically interesting club (The Nuriootpa Ninepin Nannies Bowling Club?). Whatever it may be - ReTroGrrl and all at r.e.t.r.o.c.i.t.y wish you Good Luck and Happy Webbing!

On to the real stuff...


 

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