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How to hit women hardly

She poisoned her last husband

Feminists often get very angry about violence against women. Yet funnily enough, some of the most violent people I know are actually feminists. They pack a mean punch too. But more generally, I have been involved with quite a few women who were angry, aggressive and also violent. Like most men, I just accepted this. I ducked my head when a wine glass flew past my head. Tried to avoid the full force of her fist by deflecting the blow. But one day I had enough. If a man never responds to a woman being aggressive then how can she ever learn that men have feelings too. Women know that civilised men never hit a woman. They take advantage of it. So my philosophy now is never hit a woman, until she hits you. Secondly though, you need to be careful. You should never hit her the way you might hit another guy. You have to hit a mad woman the way you hit a child. You have to be mature and judicious. Many women actually end up respecting you for it, because you are demonstrating the limits of your tolerance, your self respect. They often want to be disciplined.

The best way to hit a woman is using a back-handed slap. This should be across the fleshy part of the cheek. Avoid the eyes and make sure you are not wearing a ring. Apply the slap with a restrained force, enough to sting, but not enough to injure or cause visible damage. If she does not respond positively to this self-defensive act, you should seriously consider getting out of there permanently. If on the other hand she is more aggressive than you, or pathological, then pack your bags now. Why hit when you can run.

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