Footballer's Story
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Me and a few mates had finished a game of football and went to a hotel. We had lots of chicks wanting to bang us that night. I reckon they like the idea of taking on a whole football team. Plus we guys pay for all the drinks and drugs and some of those chicks probably think they can get on the gravy train by marrying one of us. Anyway, one night at the hotel this chick comes along and wants to have carnal knowledge with all of us. So we obliged her. Didn't fancy her much, but its hard to knock back a woman who is shoving her twat in your face. The next day she comes back to the hotel for seconds. Well, I had been inside her already, and that was no great adventure so I gave it a miss. But one of the other guys let her give him blow job. A few days later we hear a report that she has accused the whole football team of raping her. The media went with the story, exposed our identities and ruined our reputation. We have lost 100s of thousands of dollars. Yet the police investigation found no evidence to back up her claim. I walk down the street and people still spit on me and call me a rapist. How is that just? She was never brought to account. Its amazing how concerned society is for women, but never for men who fall victim to their hysteria.
Diamond is a girl's worst friend
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The following text is straight from the Sydney Morning Feminist:
"Michael told of how his former girlfriend kicked him in the testicles following a fight at an 80th birthday party. Diamond told Queanbeyan Local Court he was kicked and assaulted by Tracey Kennedy and wrestled and punched by her brother Michael Kennedy. The dual Olympic gold medalist is charged with assaulting Ms Kennedy in the carpark of the Queanbeyan RSL Bowling Club on September 27 last year, when he allegedly slapped her, pulled her hair and knocked her to the ground. But Diamond said Ms Kennedy was the aggressor and his barrister, Stuart Littlemore, QC, tended photographs showing injuries to Diamond's eyelid and kneecap. Diamond said the fight started after Ms Kennedy accused him of flirting with another woman. He said Ms Kennedy kicked him in the testicles in the bowling club carpark as he demanded his car keys from her. "Without any warning, she kicked me in the testicles," he told the court. Diamond said she ran her fingernails across his eyes. "That's when I got up and pushed her away from me," he said. "Whether I grabbed her by the hair I do not remember. "That was simply in defence to get her away from me. "I only grabbed the lady once to get her away from me, I have a right to defend myself."
No you don't Mike. We don't tolerate male violence to ladies!