These are a few of the tips I have found over several years of being culinary deficient.
Chocolate bars are not a good
substitute for sugar when making coffee.
Neither is icing sugar.
NEVER pick up the toaster by the
toasting slots until it has cooled down.
If you need to test whether
the oil is hot, use a piece of meat, or vegetable, not your finger!!
Always check that the lumps
in the gravy are not the meat.
Leave the door of the griller OPEN
when toasting bread rolls.
If you're doing the washing
up, take the rubber gloves off before getting anything out of the oven.
Thanks to Lisa Russell
Do not roll out pastry onto
newspaper.
Do not keep the Domestos bottle
next to the washing up detergent bottle. Thanks to Noelene
Egan
If you use enough chilli, anything
tastes good
Aloe vera gel, straight from
the plant will stop ANY burn from scarring (Trust me - I know)
Do not boil 2 minute noodles in
an electric kettle - They're VERY hard to get out. (OK, so I didn't actually
do this!)
The following is not a good
hamburger recipe: 1 bun, 1 hamburger pattie, 1 egg, 1 onion, 1 can mushrooms
in butter sauce, 1 slice cheese, a couple of slices of Philly cheese, Dijon
mustard, seed mustard, mayonaise, steak sauce.
Don't wash your coffee cup -
eventually you won't need to add coffee the dregs will be enough
Don't squeeze the bottle while
you're opening it
Other useful hints
Put jeans and similar stuff in the clothes dryer & get them out as soon as the cycle finishes and you won't have to iron them.
Spray cooking oil on your freezer after defrosting it and the ice will just leap off next time.
If you burn stuff in a saucepan, put some cooking oil in it, & heat it for a while. The burnt on gunk will just fall off!
Bicarb soda will clean almost anything without too much scrubbing. It's especially great for coffee cups and bathtubs/showers.
Vinegar is another good cleaning thing, especially for glass & similar stuff, it just pongs a bit if you don't rinse it well.
Vinegar is also good for getting rid of the gunk in kettles and anything that gets water deposit problems. Just put it in & boil then empty & rinse VERY well.
Put foil on your oven trays & you can just change the foil each time you use 'em rather than washing the tray.