Did you hear about the new "Weagle Meal" being served at Hungry Jacks?

There's no Hamburger, just Coke and Ice!

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AFL Season 2006 Cancelled!

It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled. Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new IR legislation rules out the Dockers and the asian bird flu epidemic is wrecking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.

Any transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months. Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.

Oh we're from Liquorland,
A fighting brewery we're from Liquorland,
In any front bar you will see us with a grin,
drinking lots of gin,
If we're behind then never mind
we'll skol and skol and win,
Oh we're from Liquorland
We never stagger till the barman calls last drinks,
So please hand me my keys,
I'm weak at the knees
Oh we're from Liquor
BOURBON & COKE !
Oh we're from Liquorland

Wipe off 5 ... Hundred thousand!