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Carlton Football Club - 2007 Premiership Season Draw |
AFL Footy Jokes - Page 6Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?Danny Frawley: The chicken crossed the road and got hit by a bus, it tried hard to get across the road but the bus was bigger, I think we can all take some positives out of the chicken trying to cross the road. Leigh Matthews: The chicken had to cross the road because it was not eligible to stay on its side of the road because the AFL changed the father son criteria and its father was on its side of the road. Dean Laidley: I dont really care about whether the chicken crossed the road or not , I just want it to get a little more angry about what its doing and as long as it knows its my way or the highway it can cross the road whenever it likes. Mick Malthouse: The chicken was slow but the road was patient. Grant Thomas: We have no comment about the chicken and it crossing the road we just told it that we expect 100% commitment to this club and anything less wont be tolerated, we gave the chicken some life counselling and it decided to cross the road which I think is in the best interests of the club. Steven Lawrence: But Grant there was this bloody chicken cro......... Eddie McGuire: Of course the chicken is going to cross the road when the AFL are giving the other side of the road more food to feed it, why wouldnt it cross the road. Did I mention Collingwood, Collingwood, there I mentioned it. Nathan Buckley: Who Cares, what about me, i crossed the road to the shops the other day and i bought the papers and walked home again. Shane Warne: Was it naked? Phillip Ruddock: Anyone who conspired to help the chicken escape from and cross the road from its detention centre will be dealt with severley. Bruce: Oh yes i saw it, it was SPEEESHHALLL, it walked a bit like WAYNE it was inspiring stuff. Kevin Sheedy: It didnt cross the road the aliens came down and beamed it across the road. Travis Johnston: @#%$ did it it cross the road did it, thats 10 grand ive just done, get me my phone, wheres beasleys number, why couldnt it just stay on its side for one more day, never listen to swhatta and his sure things. David Hookes: I cant beleive you guys, some filthy hairy backed chicken crosses the road and it makes news for you lot. Dennis Pagan: No, Well look the way we see it the chicken is going to take time to cross the road, we just need all our chickens lovers to be a bit more patient with the chicken. Chris Connelly: "We're just trying to build a chicken that will be crossing the road successfully for years to come. We're not worried about how its crossing now." Mark Williams: "I've had about a gutfull of the chicken! We don't do things like that at Port Adelaide and its about time you Victorians stopped talking about chickens and paid more respect to Port. I swear we're gonna win a final this year! Mark my words! "Mike Sheehan: I think it was about time the chicken crossed the road, what do you think Gerard? Gerard Healy: I'm not too sure about what it was doing crossing the road but surely it deserved a free kick! Malcolm Blight: That is the worst chicken I have ever seen cross the road. Arnold Schwarzenegger: The chicken will be back. Osama Bin Laden : The chicken was an infidel! George Bush: Make no mistake about it, the chicken will succeed in crossing the road. Mark Williams: Our chickens are capable of crossing the road better than that. But the opposition chickens crossed the road in very ugly fashion. In the process, their flooding tactics made our chickens look ugly crossing the road. It wasn't our chicken's fault. Blame the opposition chickens
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