Slightly Outdated Fremantle Jokes

Q - What's the difference between the Dockers and a square?
A - A square has four points.

Q - Whats the difference between The Dockers and The Australian Army ?
A - The Dockers already have girls on the front line .

Q - What's the similarity between the Dockers and that crazy runaway train in America?
A - They never pick anyone up.

Q - What's the similarity between Ronnie Biggs and the Dockers?
A - They both give up for no apparent reason.

Q - What's the difference between the Orioles and the Dockers.
A - Not much, but at least the Orioles are good looking.

Q - What do you call a bunch of Dockers who can win a game of football??
A - Draft trades

Q - What's the difference between a Contiki tour and the Dockers?
A - Nothing, they both have a bunch of passengers, drink a heap of squirt and get led around by a shocking coach.